The LACOBA Twins Are At It Again!

 

In a cozy bar in Gulu, two slightly tipsy old-timers nursing their drinks, and a conversation so absurd it could only mean one thing—it's Opiyo Speed and Ocen Speed, the famous Laroo banter brothers, back in action.

Opiyo squints at Ocen over his beer, tilts his head, and drops the classic line, "You look familiar... where you from?" Ocen, not one to be outdone, responds with dramatic flair, "Gulu." Cue the first wave of astonishment. "No way, I'm from Gulu myself! What a small world!"

Then comes round two. "What area?" Opiyo probes. Ocen smirks, "Laroo." BAM! Another bombshell. "No way! Laroo myself! This is crazy!" They're bonding now, like long-lost soulmates reunited over a cheap lager.

The kicker? School. Opiyo leans in conspiratorially, "What school?" Ocen takes a sip, savors the moment, and proudly declares, "Layibi College. Class of '89." Opiyo's jaw practically hits the floor. "NO WAY! Layibi College Class of '89 myself! What are the odds?!"

Meanwhile, in walks a regular Lucia, OG Zoo zone, fresh from dodging Gulu's infamous boda bodas. She sidles up to the bartender, all casual-like, and asks, "Joe, anything interesting tonight?"

The bartender, seasoned in the art of deadpan delivery, glances at the pair of overgrown boys reliving their glory days and shrugs. "Not really... but the LACOBA twins are drunk again."

And there you have it—just another night at Gulu's finest drinking spot. Where the beer flows, the laughs are louder than the music, and the LACOBA twins remind us that the world is indeed very small.

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DISCLAIMER: NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS. HOLIDAYS HUMOUR.