Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Top 50 Best Films of 2024

It’s that time of year again and here we go.

The year 2023 was possibly one of the worst year for films. Major disappointments left and right with nothing really truly notable. Hopefully this year will be better. They just don’t make em like they use to. But maybe this year will be different.

 

1. Look Back

202458m13+

7.9 (8.6K)Rate

90Metascore

The overly confident Fujino and the shut-in Kyomoto couldn't be more different, but a love of drawing manga brings these two small-town girls together.

DirectorKiyotaka OshiyamaStarsErin YvetteYumi KawaiKayleigh McKee

Yeah it is the best film of the year for me. Plain and simple. Whatever criteria it takes for anyone to clarify what makes a good movie this does more than to fit that bill. Nothing truly to add other than it is a type of experience that requires you to sit with and fully appreciate all that is happening before our eyes.

10/10

2. Anora

 

20242h 19mR

8.1 (25K)Rate

91Metascore

Anora, a young sex worker from Brooklyn, meets and impulsively marries the son of an oligarch. Once the news reaches Russia, her fairytale is threatened as his parents set out for New York to get the marriage annulled.

DirectorSean BakerStarsMikey MadisonPaul WeissmanLindsey Normington

Yeah it was the best movie of the year for me for about a day then I saw Look Back. But still this is Baker’s best movie and one that has stood with me more than any of his previous movies. This has a longer lasting effect and impact than something like Red Rocket. This is faster, funnier, more engaging, and a full blown ride one that I didn’t want to get off. Mikey Madison is without a doubt should win for best lead actress but she might have some tough competition. This second half goes into a direction that I geared up and anticipated so much from and this second half delivered in more ways to one.

 

 3. Smile 2

20242h 7mR

6.8 (62K)Rate

67Metascore

 

About to embark on a world tour, global pop sensation Skye Riley begins experiencing increasingly terrifying and inexplicable events. Overwhelmed by the escalating horrors and the pressures of fame, Skye is forced to face her past.

DirectorParker FinnStarsNaomi ScottRosemarie DeWittLukas Gage

 

The most fun and exhilarating type of horror fair that I fell in love with. From the opening onward this movie lit off like a rocket with no sign of slowing down. Filled to the brim with excellent performances directing that is on par with some season veterans who have been doing this for ages and an ending that makes me drop everything and say I want to see that third Smile movie now.
10/10

 

4. Dune: Part Two

 

20242h 46mPG-13

8.5 (558K)Rate

79Metascore

Paul Atreides unites with the Fremen while on a warpath of revenge against the conspirators who destroyed his family. Facing a choice between the love of his life and the fate of the universe, he endeavors to prevent a terrible future.

DirectorDenis VilleneuveStarsTimothée ChalametZendayaRebecca Ferguson

Hated part 1 but Denis is still amongst the best living directors out there so let’s see.

Always bet on Denis. Holy shit did this man deliver in more ways than one. One after another of a great example of a director who is finally discovering that plot matters. All you need is good acting to bring about this story without being bogged down with part 1 syndrome. This is a middle chapter that stands on its own. It is a straight shot full blown epic in every sense of the word.
10/10

5. Femme

 

20231h 39m

7.3 (5.9K)Rate

69Metascore

Follows Jules, who is targeted in a horrific homophobic attack, destroying his life and career. Some time after that event he encounters Preston, one of his attackers, in a gay sauna. He wants revenge.

DirectorSam H. FreemanNg Choon PingStarsGeorge MacKayNathan Stewart-JarrettPeter McPherson

Upon first viewing I knew I had already fallen in love with this one. Then came the second time and it still hit hard and even surpasses those feelings I had the first time. Awesome truly one of the year’s best. And even maybe one of the decades best. Both performances are electric and beyond comprehension.

6. His Three Daughters

 

20231h 41mR

7.2 (13K)Rate

84Metascore

This tense, touching and funny portrait of family dynamics follows three estranged sisters as they converge in a New York apartment to care for their ailing father and try to mend their own broken relationship with one another.

DirectorAzazel JacobsStarsCarrie CoonNatasha LyonneElizabeth Olsen

Three of the best performances this year and I’m all for this dysfunctional family drama that made me cry and one that I will truly treasure with all my heart.

 

 7. Challengers

 

20242h 11mR

7.1 (123K)Rate

82Metascore

Tashi, a former tennis prodigy turned coach, transformed her husband into a champion. But to overcome a recent losing streak and redeem himself, he'll need to face off against his former best friend and Tashi's ex-boyfriend.

DirectorLuca GuadagninoStarsMike FaistJosh O'ConnorZendaya

I can’t help but be pretty excited to see this film. I like sport films and this seems a little different than the rest of the crop of sport films out there.

 

8. The Wild Robot

 

20241h 42mPG

8.3 (94K)Rate

85Metascore

After a shipwreck, an intelligent robot called Roz is stranded on an uninhabited island. To survive the harsh environment, Roz bonds with the island's animals and cares for an orphaned baby goose.

DirectorChris SandersStarsLupita Nyong'oPedro PascalKit Connor

You need a good cry, you need a beautiful looking and feeling story about lost, you need a darkly funny family film that features the hard truth in life then one movie has all of that and more.
9/10

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9. The Substance

 

20242h 21mR

7.4 (161K)Rate

78Metascore

A fading celebrity takes a black-market drug: a cell-replicating substance that temporarily creates a younger, better version of herself.

DirectorCoralie FargeatStarsDemi MooreMargaret QualleyDennis Quaid

Best horror film of the year. Directors are getting better with the way to convey very mundane everyday things. And this is a prime example of that. Not one frame is boring, not one scene drags on, and not one performance is wasted. Except which is the only reason why this doesn’t get a 10 and that is Marquette Qually who honestly just doesn’t do it for me in this movie.

10. Rebel Ridge

 

20242h 11mTV-MA

6.8 (71K)Rate

76Metascore

A former Marine grapples his way through a web of small-town corruption when an attempt to post bail for his cousin escalates into a violent standoff with the local police chief.

DirectorJeremy SaulnierStarsAaron PierreDon JohnsonAnnaSophia Robb

Jeremy Saulnier is back and better than ever. I’m so happy to report that the director of straight bangers like Blue Ruin, Green Room, and Hold the Dark (I like that movie.) but this is a return to form for the writer/director doing what he does best

11. Emilia Pérez

 

20242h 12mR

6.9 (14K)Rate

71Metascore

Emilia Pérez follows four remarkable women in Mexico, each pursuing their own happiness. Cartel leader Emilia enlists Rita, an unappreciated lawyer, to help fake her death so that she can finally live authentically as her true self.

DirectorJacques AudiardStarsZoe SaldanaKarla Sofía GascónSelena Gomez

Now that it has been released to Netflix the response hasn’t been as big or even as celebrated how I believe the talent and even Netflix were hoping. But they have a fan right here tho. I wholeheartedly fell in love with this one upon frame one. It is an electric bolt straight to the heart and mind to see something this ambitious and brass that to me is an achievement that should be sought out by everyone. All performances are top notch.

 

 12. Alien: Romulus

 

20241h 59mR

7.1 (184K)Rate

64Metascore

While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonists come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe.

DirectorFede AlvarezStarsCailee SpaenyDavid JonssonArchie Renaux

Fede Alvarez is back baby and I can’t wait to see him tackle the Alien franchise. This does have me excited. Sad that we didn’t get Neil Blomkamp’s Alien sequel but you know what let this franchise go into a new direction without any ties to the original and the young cast seems pretty cool if you ask me.

9/10

 

13. The Menendez Brothers

 

20241h 59mTV-MA

7.0 (7.5K)Rate

In 1996, the Menendez brothers faced trial for killing their parents, a case that captivated America. Years later, they share their side through interviews with those involved, offering a fresh take on the events.

DirectorAlejandro HartmannStarsErik MenendezLyle MenendezJose Menendez

Release the brothers. And fuck that public defender during the first trial. She is exactly what’s wrong with the legal system and couldn’t help to put in her petty two cents.

14. Hit Man

 

20231h 55mR

6.8 (100K)Rate

82Metascore

A professor moonlighting as a hit man of sorts for his city police department, descends into dangerous, dubious territory when he finds himself attracted to a woman who enlists his services.

DirectorRichard LinklaterStarsGlen PowellAdria ArjonaAustin Amelio

I genuinely believe this is one of the year’s best. I had an honest to good time with this movie and the reason why I’m being so abundantly clear about my opinion on the film is because the stigma around a streaming movie these days.

15. Society of the Snow

 

20232h 24mR

7.8 (152K)Rate

72Metascore

The flight of a rugby team crashes on a glacier in the Andes. The few passengers who survive the crash find themselves in one of the world's toughest environments to survive.

DirectorJ.A. BayonaStarsEnzo VogrincicAgustín PardellaMatías Recalt

I guess this counts as a 2024 film. But nevertheless this is without a doubt already in the conversation for best of any year. This would definitely have made my top 10 of 2023, but who cares tho because Netflix release strategy has been messed up since jump.

16. Kinds of Kindness

 

20242h 44mR

6.5 (49K)Rate

64Metascore

A man seeks to break free from his predetermined path, a cop questions his wife's demeanor after her return from a supposed drowning, and a woman searches for an extraordinary individual prophesied to become a renowned spiritual guide.

DirectorYorgos LanthimosStarsEmma StoneJesse PlemonsWillem Dafoe

17. Heretic

 

20241h 51mR

7.2 (25K)Rate

71Metascore

Two young religious women are drawn into a game of cat-and-mouse in the house of a strange man.

DirectorScott BeckBryan WoodsStarsHugh GrantSophie ThatcherChloe East

 

18. Strange Darling

 

20231h 37mR

7.1 (32K)Rate

80Metascore

Nothing is what it seems when a twisted one-night stand spirals into a serial killer's vicious murder spree.

DirectorJT MollnerStarsWilla FitzgeraldKyle GallnerMadisen Beaty

19. MadS

 

20241h 29mTV-MA

6.5 (4K)Rate

78Metascore

A teenager who stops off to see his dealer to test a new drug before heading off for a night of partying. On the way home, he picks up an injured woman and the night takes a surreal turn.

DirectorDavid MoreauStarsLucille GuillaumeLaurie PavyMilton Riche

20. Memory

 

20231h 43mR

6.7 (7.7K)Rate

71Metascore

Sylvia is a social worker who leads a simple and structured life. This is blown open when Saul follows her home from their high school reunion. Their surprise encounter will profoundly impact both of them as they open the door to the past.

DirectorMichel FrancoStarsAlan NehamaDutch WelchAliya Campbell

Michel Franco is an interesting director.

21. Blitz

 

20242hPG-13

6.3 (9.3K)Rate

71Metascore

The stories of a group of Londoners during the German bombing campaign of the British capital during World War II.

DirectorSteve McQueenStarsSaoirse RonanHarris DickinsonBenjamin Clémentine

22. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

 

20242h 28mR

7.5 (239K)Rate

79Metascore

The origin story of renegade warrior Furiosa before her encounter and teamup with Mad Max.

DirectorGeorge MillerStarsAnya Taylor-JoyChris HemsworthTom Burke

They should have brought back Charlize Theron but I do like Joy and Fury Road is the one of the best action film to come out, ever. Not in this decade or anything like that but ever.

 

23. Deadpool & Wolverine

 

20242h 8mR

7.7 (413K)Rate

56Metascore

Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.

DirectorShawn LevyStarsRyan ReynoldsHugh JackmanEmma Corrin

Possibly my most anticipated film of the year. And it was cool. It means well by the same degree it still has a lot of flavor and charm to its name. It is pretty funny like laugh out loud type of moments that made me chuckle even after the joke was finished. DP himself is funny and yes Ryan’s ego is all over this movie but he did bring in someone who I would never thought would want to be in the same room as him.

 

24. The Bikeriders

20231h 56mR

6.7 (54K)Rate

70Metascore

After a chance encounter, headstrong Kathy is drawn to Benny, member of Midwestern motorcycle club the Vandals. As the club transforms into a dangerous underworld of violence, Benny must choose between Kathy and his loyalty to the club.

DirectorJeff NicholsStarsAustin ButlerJodie ComerTom Hardy

25. Longlegs

 

20241h 41mR

6.7 (142K)Rate

77Metascore

In pursuit of a serial killer, an FBI agent uncovers a series of occult clues that she must solve to end his terrifying killing spree.

DirectorOsgood PerkinsStarsMaika MonroeNicolas CageBlair Underwood

Let me in now. Look I know it is a far cry from the masterpiece I was expecting. But ultimately this fun horror movie certainly did the trick. I am not an individual who gets scared easily anymore so at least bring along for the ride and this did the trick. It ain’t groundbreaking and it doesn’t even come close to the classics like Silence of the Lambs, Seven, Zodiac, and even not as intriguing or exciting as last year hunt for serial killer movie: To Catch a Killer.

 

26. Love Lies Bleeding

 

20241h 44mR

6.6 (48K)Rate

77Metascore

Reclusive gym manager Lou falls hard for Jackie, an ambitious bodybuilder headed through town to Vegas in pursuit of her dream. But their love ignites violence, pulling them deep into the web of Lou's criminal family.

DirectorRose GlassStarsAnna BaryshnikovKristen StewartDave Franco

I’m excited to see this Katy M. O'Brian. Who is she and everyone is hyping her up to be the next big thing? Never heard of her but she looks fierce in this movie so I’m sold.

Damn it. This was a solid 9/10 for the longest of time. But you know who really brings this down the third act and even some quality actors like K Stew and Ed Harris are goofy as hell in that third act. Some cliches that even someone like Rose Glass can’t even escape from.

27. The Truth vs. Alex Jones

 

20242h 1mTV-MA

7.5 (2.8K)Rate

86Metascore

Centers on families of the victims of the 2012 Sandy Hook shooting. They take Alex Jones, a conspiracy theorist, to court for spreading lies about the event being a hoax.

 

DirectorDan ReedStarsAlex JonesRussell DowdenRob Jacobson

 

Yeah this did hit a nerve. I mean I am fairly aware of this story and even knowing that this isn’t a happy ending I still found it somewhat captivating. Fuck Alex Jones and fuck everyone who ever be involved with infowars bull shit. And again that is my first amendment right to say that because if this dude loves the first amendment so much maybe he should have patent it. Look man this dude sucks, his whole team sucks, and everyone who doesn’t believe in this sucks. Plain and simple.

28. It's What's Inside

 

20241h 43mR

6.6 (31K)Rate

56Metascore

A group of friends gather for a pre-wedding party that descends into an existential nightmare when an estranged friend arrives with a mysterious game that awakens long-hidden secrets, desires and grudges.

DirectorGreg JardinStarsBrittany O'GradyJames MorosiniGavin Leatherwood

29. Inside Out 2

 

20241h 36mPG

7.6 (184K)Rate

73Metascore

A sequel that features Riley entering puberty and experiencing brand new, more complex emotions as a result. As Riley tries to adapt to her teenage years, her old emotions try to adapt to the possibility of being replaced.

DirectorKelsey MannStarsAmy PoehlerMaya HawkeKensington Tallman

I can’t wait for the sequel for this one to actually dive into a more concise story about how we as individuals deal with our emotions. Riley having a panic attack at the end was nice enough and maybe she isn’t old enough yet for the movie to tackle those huge ambitions. The new additions to the cast are nice and again later on they will have a more impactful meaning to the story.

30. The Beekeeper

 

20241h 45mR

6.3 (141K)Rate

53Metascore

A kind-hearted landlady commits suicide after falling victim to a phishing scam, leading former "Beekeeper" operative Adam Clay to set out on a brutal campaign for revenge upon those responsible.

DirectorDavid AyerStarsJason StathamEmmy Raver-LampmanBobby Naderi

I can’t wait to see this piece of crap. But wow am I genuinely excited to see the Statham kick ass.

It is everything I hoped for and I couldn’t love this movie anymore. Like I’m being for real it is pure slick, fast paced, action film that is bonkers all to hell. I couldn’t ask for a better time at the movies and for January, which I don’t hold that weight when it comes to comedy people saying it is a dumping ground. Yes crap movies do come out in January but crap movies come out every month. And this is no crap movie.

31. Bad Boys: Ride or Die

 

20241h 55mR

6.6 (85K)Rate

54Metascore

When their late police captain gets linked to drug cartels, wisecracking Miami cops Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett embark on a dangerous mission to clear his name.

DirectorAdil El ArbiBilall FallahStarsWill SmithMartin LawrenceVanessa Hudgens

They lit DJ Khalid ass on fire. Automatic 8/10

32. The Greatest Night in Pop

 

20241h 36mPG-13

7.9 (14K)Rate

69Metascore

On January 28th 1985, dozens of the era's most popular musicians gathered in Los Angeles to record a charity single for African famine relief. Setting egos aside, they collaborated on a song that would make history.

DirectorBao NguyenStarsLionel RichieHarriet SternbergWendy Rees

It’s an okay doc. Naruto did it better. I do like it but it felt more like you have to know what this is. I mean it is history but I mean it never goes beyond that but I have to rate it above an eight.

33. Terrifier 3

 

20242h 5mNot Rated

6.4 (37K)Rate

61Metascore

Art the Clown is set to unleash chaos on the unsuspecting residents of Miles County as they peacefully drift off to sleep on Christmas Eve.

DirectorDamien LeoneStarsLauren LaVeraDavid Howard ThorntonAntonella Rose

34. Transformers One

 

20241h 44mPG

7.6 (36K)Rate

64Metascore

The untold origin story of Optimus Prime and Megatron, better known as sworn enemies, but who once were friends bonded like brothers who changed the fate of Cybertron forever.

DirectorJosh CooleyStarsChris HemsworthBrian Tyree HenryScarlett Johansson

 

35. Red One

 

20242h 3mPG-13

6.8 (39K)Rate

34Metascore

After Santa Claus is kidnapped, the North Pole's Head of Security must team up with a notorious hacker in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas.

DirectorJake KasdanStarsDwayne JohnsonChris EvansLucy Liu

36. The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

 

20242h 14mPG-13

6.9 (1.6K)Rate

58Metascore

A sudden attack by Wulf, a clever and ruthless Dunlending lord seeking vengeance for the death of his father, forces Helm Hammerhand, the King of Rohan, and his people to make a daring last stand in the ancient stronghold of the Hornburg.

DirectorKenji KamiyamaStarsBrian CoxGaia WiseMiranda Otto

37. Mufasa: The Lion King

 

20242hPG

Mufasa, a cub lost and alone, meets a sympathetic lion named Taka, the heir to a royal bloodline. The chance meeting sets in motion an expansive journey of a group of misfits searching for their destiny.

DirectorBarry JenkinsStarsAaron PierreKelvin Harrison Jr.Seth Rogen

38. Sonic the Hedgehog 3

 

20241h 49mPG

Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails reunite against a powerful new adversary, Shadow, a mysterious villain with powers unlike anything they have faced before. With their abilities outmatched, Team Sonic must seek out an unlikely alliance.

DirectorJeff FowlerStarsBen SchwartzColleen O'ShaughnesseyIdris Elba

39. Nosferatu

 

20242h 13mR

82Metascore

A gothic tale of obsession between a haunted young woman and the terrifying vampire infatuated with her, causing untold horror in its wake.

DirectorRobert EggersStarsLily-Rose DeppNicholas HoultBill Skarsgård

40. Dandadan

 

2024–12 epsTV-MA

8.7 (14K)Rate

TV Series

When Momo and Okarun's beliefs clash, they're thrown into a world of ghosts, aliens and awakened powers.

CreatorYukinobu TatsuStarsShion WakayamaNatsuki HanaeAbby Trott

This manga is as crazy as you may have heard and holy shit is this one to look forward to.

Saw the first 3 episodes early and I have to say this might be my favorite show of the year. Period. No distinction between a live action show or an anime show. No just straight up my favorite show of the year period. I love the manga and I love this show. This is how you do platonic relationships well with still the caveat that things might change in the future. And if they do then I am all here for it. Yes I know that love is a big theme throughout this story but I’m talking initially to get you hooked into the show it is a great example of how to do a story like this really well.

41. The Penguin

 

20248 epsTV-MA

8.7 (135K)Rate

TV Mini Series

Following the events of The Batman (2022), Oz Cobb, a.k.a. the Penguin, makes a play to seize the reins of the crime world in Gotham.

CreatorLauren LeFrancStarsColin FarrellCristin MiliotiRhenzy Feliz

I really hope this doesn’t fall off. But one episode down and already I’m shouting from the rooftops that this is how it is done.

42. Shōgun

 

2024–202612 epsTV-MA

8.6 (190K)Rate

TV Series

When a mysterious European ship is found marooned in a nearby Japanese fishing village, Lord Yoshii Toranaga discovers secrets that could tip the scales of power and devastate his enemies.

StarsCosmo JarvisAnna SawaiTadanobu Asano

It truly is surprising, well not really, that people would rather sit home and watch tv like this rather than go to the movies. The Fall Guy just came out and bombed. But now three months later I’m checking out this acclaimed series to binge. Why go to the movies anymore rather just wait for streaming and binge watch a 10 hour movie for the whole weekend. Seems like a pretty good trade off to me.

43. Baby Reindeer

 

20247 epsTV-MA

7.7 (156K)Rate

TV Mini Series

The story follows Donny's warped relationship with a female stalker and the impact it has on him as he is ultimately forced to face a deep, dark buried trauma.

CreatorRichard GaddStarsRichard GaddJessica GunningNava Mau

When it wants to be funny, it is. When it wants to be serious, it is. When it wants to tackle very character centered actions of what motivates certain individuals, this does that in spades. Holy crap what a well balanced tone shift of a show that isn’t afraid to go there. Just finished episode 4 and now I need somewhat of a break because damn that was intense.

44. Monsters

 

2022–20 epsTV-MA

7.8 (186K)Rate

TV Series

An anthology series about high-profile crimes or killers that captured public attention and notoriety.

CreatorIan BrennanRyan MurphyStarsEvan PetersRichard JenkinsCooper Koch

Too much to put into words as to how much I really appreciated this newest season of Monsters. The Lyle and Erik Menendez case itself is harrowing and unforgettable which I’m glad this season did at least do it somewhat justice. Not everything is a home run in the show but what is here is phenomenal. I still like the first season dealing with Dahmer a little more but this is still a dark show that has some light moments here and there but ultimately it is a tragedy to see this all play out in front of us.

45. Oshi No Ko

 

2023–25 epsTV-14

8.3 (11K)Rate

TV Series

A doctor and his recently-deceased patient are reborn as twins to a famous Japanese musical idol and navigate the highs and lows of the Japanese entertainment industry as they grow up together through their lives.

CreatorAka AkasakaMengo YokoyariStarsJack StansburyTakeo OtsukaMegumi Han

This season is straight fire. A huge improvement upon the second half of the first season. Not downplaying the incredible first half of season being exactly what I was looking for, but the second half of season 1 wasn’t as good. But season 2 so far with most of its episodes out has proven that this is still one of the best newest anime’s out there.

46. Ripley

 

20248 epsTV-MA

8.1 (54K)Rate

TV Mini Series

A grifter named Ripley living in New York during the 1960s is hired by a wealthy man to bring his vagabond son home from Italy.

StarsAndrew ScottDakota FanningJohnny Flynn

Duo this and Presumed Innocent, fire.

47. Ranma1/2

 

2024–11 epsTV-MA

8.0 (1.3K)Rate

TV Series

Akane Tendo meets her new fiancé, Ranma Saotome, a martial arts prodigy with a twist: he magically transforms into a girl upon touching cold water.

CreatorRumiko TakahashiStarsKappei YamaguchiMegumi HayashibaraNoriko Hidaka

48. Presumed Innocent

 

20249 epsTV-MA

7.7 (66K)Rate

TV Series

A horrific murder upends the Chicago Prosecuting Attorney's' office when one of its own is suspected of the crime.

StarsJake GyllenhaalRuth NeggaBill Camp

Pretty fire.

49. Delicious in Dungeon

 

2024–24 epsTV-MA

8.0 (8K)Rate

TV Series

Can sisters be reincarnated from dragon poop? Laios and his friends Marcille and Chilchuck delve into an endless dungeon in search of his fallen sister, fighting monsters, starvation, and corruption.

StarsKentarô KumagaiSayaka SenbongiAsuna Tomari

A new studio Trigger project. Let’s goooo! And it’s going to be on Netflix. Hell yeah. Straight fire. After binging the entire series I can safely say that this is among one of the best anime’s this year hands down.

 

50. Fallout

 

2024–9 epsTV-MA

8.3 (276K)Rate

TV Series

In a future, post-apocalyptic Los Angeles brought about by nuclear decimation, citizens must live in underground bunkers to protect themselves from radiation, mutants and bandits.

Creator

Geneva Robertson-DworetGraham WagnerStarsElla PurnellAaron MotenWalton Goggins

Holy crap it is actually pretty good. A rambunctious thrill ride that grips you from the word go. A great and an awesome binge. This and Baby Reindeer were some of the great binges this year just because I wanted to see how this will end.

 

The LACOBA Twins Are At It Again!

 

In a cozy bar in Gulu, two slightly tipsy old-timers nursing their drinks, and a conversation so absurd it could only mean one thing—it's Opiyo Speed and Ocen Speed, the famous Laroo banter brothers, back in action.

Opiyo squints at Ocen over his beer, tilts his head, and drops the classic line, "You look familiar... where you from?" Ocen, not one to be outdone, responds with dramatic flair, "Gulu." Cue the first wave of astonishment. "No way, I'm from Gulu myself! What a small world!"

Then comes round two. "What area?" Opiyo probes. Ocen smirks, "Laroo." BAM! Another bombshell. "No way! Laroo myself! This is crazy!" They're bonding now, like long-lost soulmates reunited over a cheap lager.

The kicker? School. Opiyo leans in conspiratorially, "What school?" Ocen takes a sip, savors the moment, and proudly declares, "Layibi College. Class of '89." Opiyo's jaw practically hits the floor. "NO WAY! Layibi College Class of '89 myself! What are the odds?!"

Meanwhile, in walks a regular Lucia, OG Zoo zone, fresh from dodging Gulu's infamous boda bodas. She sidles up to the bartender, all casual-like, and asks, "Joe, anything interesting tonight?"

The bartender, seasoned in the art of deadpan delivery, glances at the pair of overgrown boys reliving their glory days and shrugs. "Not really... but the LACOBA twins are drunk again."

And there you have it—just another night at Gulu's finest drinking spot. Where the beer flows, the laughs are louder than the music, and the LACOBA twins remind us that the world is indeed very small.

Happy Holidays,

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Cheers! 🍻


DISCLAIMER: NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS. HOLIDAYS HUMOUR.

Monday, December 9, 2024

Squid Game 2 Returns: Ready, Set, Die!

Grab your jumpsuits and emotional support snacksSquid Game is back! Netflix just dropped the first trailer for Season 2, and it's as wild as you'd expect. Player 456, Seong Gi-hun (Lee Jung-jae), is returning to the deadly playground, still traumatized but somehow ready for round two. This time, he's not just playing—he’s trying to save lives. Spoiler alert: good luck with that.

Season 1 had us glued to our screens as 456 desperate contestants risked it all (read: their lives) for a cash prize that would make Elon Musk jealous.Now, Gi-hun is joined by a new batch of equally broke players ready to gamble their lives for a shot at fortune. The stakes? Higher. The games? Deadlier. The trauma? Priceless.

The trailer throws us straight into the chaos with the OG nightmare: Red Light, Green Light. Yes, the creepy giant doll is back with her laser-sharp death stare. This time, one unlucky player loses to... a bee. Classic.


As in Season 1, the players get to vote on whether to quit or keep playing. Gi-hun pleads for sanity, but cash-starved contestants can’t resist the clinking sound of coins filling the giant piggy bank above them. Cue the ominous chants of, "One more game!"

Returning to the carnage are the sinister Front Man and undercover detective Hwang Jun-ho, alongside more games, more drama, and more ways to die creatively, as teased by director Hwang Dong-hyuk. Netflix hopes this season mirrors the record-breaking success of the first, which garnered 1.65 billion viewing hours and turned South Korean dramas into must-watch TV.

Squid Game Season 2 drops on December 26, 2024, just in time to ruin your holiday cheer. Oh, and Season 3? Mark your calendars for 2025. Until then, may the odds be ever in your favor. Or not.

 

Saturday, December 7, 2024

Eddy Kenzo Wins Best East African Superstar 2024 at ODA Awards in Ethiopia.

Ugandan music icon Eddy Kenzo has once again raised the flag high, bagging the coveted Best East African Superstar 2024 award at the ODA Awards held in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. The prestigious event, which celebrates excellence in African music and arts, saw Kenzo standing out among some of the region's biggest names.

Kenzo’s win is a testament to his incredible journey and relentless dedication to his craft. Known for his infectious beats and uplifting lyrics, he has become a household name across the continent. Tracks like Sitya Loss and Tweyagale have not only dominated charts but also cemented his reputation as a global ambassador of Ugandan music.

At the glamorous ceremony, Kenzo expressed gratitude to his fans, team, and country for their unwavering support. "This is for Uganda. Thank you for believing in me," he said, radiating humility and pride.

Kenzo’s win highlights East Africa’s growing influence in the global music scene and inspires emerging artists in the region. As the first Ugandan artist to be nominated for a Grammy, this latest achievement reinforces his legacy as one of Africa’s most celebrated and influential musicians.

Eddy Kenzo’s star continues to shine brightly, bringing pride to Uganda and East Africa.

Friday, December 6, 2024

10 Men Uplifted by Women Surprisingly

Behind every successful man in the 21st century is a woman rolling her eyes, whispering, "You’re welcome." Whether its love, mentorship, or pure magic, these women uplifted their men, proving that behind every great man is an even greater woman.

1. Barack Obama

Barack Obama often credits Michelle Obama as his anchor and guiding star. Her wisdom, strength, and authenticity not only helped him navigate the political world but also inspired millions globally. Michelle’s role as his confidant and partner elevated his presidency into a symbol of love, resilience, and shared dreams.

2. Elon Musk
Elon Musk’s drive to colonize Mars might be interstellar, but his mother, Maye Musk, gave him the earthbound foundation he needed. A model and dietitian, Maye instilled values of resilience and ambition. She proved that a strong support system begins at home, nurturing the fearless innovator we see today.

3. Prince Harry
Prince Harry found renewed purpose with Meghan Markle by his side. Her advocacy for mental health, equality, and independence reshaped his life post-royalty. Together, they challenge norms and create impactful projects. Meghan’s influence transformed Harry from a rebellious prince to a vocal advocate for human rights and family values.

4. Sundar Pichai

Behind Sundar Pichai’s meteoric rise as Google’s CEO is his wife, Anjali. Her belief in him started when they were students. Anjali’s encouragement and patience enabled Sundar to focus on ambitious goals while maintaining balance at home, proving that love and support are key ingredients in any success story.

 

5. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Dwayne Johnson credits his ex-wife and business partner, Dany Garcia, for guiding his career transformation. From wrestling champion to Hollywood megastar, Dany’s sharp business acumen ensured his moves were strategic. Their unique partnership is proof that trust and collaboration can persist, even when personal relationships evolve over time.

 

6. Emmanuel Macron
French President Emmanuel Macron’s relationship with Brigitte Macron is as unconventional as it is inspiring. Brigitte, a former teacher, nurtured his intellectual curiosity and has been his closest advisor. Her unwavering support and wisdom have helped Emmanuel lead France with vision, redefining the boundaries of love and partnership in politics.


 7. Jeff Bezos

Amazon’s rise from a garage startup to global giant owes much to MacKenzie Scott. Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife was a key player in Amazon’s early strategy. Even after their separation, her philanthropy and success highlight how pivotal she was in shaping his journey, demonstrating the depth of her influence.


 8. LeBron James

LeBron James credits his wife, Savannah, as the stabilizing force behind his legendary basketball career. From high school sweethearts to power couple, Savannah’s quiet strength and loyalty ensured LeBron stayed grounded. Her role as his biggest supporter and family pillar allows him to dominate on and off the court.

9. Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg’s wife, Priscilla Chan, transformed his worldview. A doctor and philanthropist, Priscilla inspired Zuckerberg to focus on giving back. Their Chan Zuckerberg Initiative aims to address global issues, blending her compassion with his tech expertise. Together, they’re tackling challenges far beyond the scope of social media.

 

10. Jay-Z

Jay-Z credits Beyoncé for elevating every aspect of his life. Their iconic partnership has redefined modern celebrity culture. With Beyoncé’s artistry and Jay-Z’s business acumen, they’ve built an empire. More than collaborators, they’re soulmates whose shared vision has shaped music, fashion, and philanthropy, proving that power couples are unstoppable.


 

Monday, December 2, 2024

DJ KHALITO AND DJ CRAZYMIND SHUTDOWN! Oxford Sports Lounge!

Last Friday, Oxford Sports Lounge opened its doors like any other night—early birds trickled in, slow jams flowed from the speakers, and small talk filled the air. The mood? Casual. Groups whispered about business, last weekend’s failed plots (you know who you are!), and a healthy dose of weekly lugambo to spice things up. It felt like the calm before the storm—because what followed was nothing short of legendary.

At 9:30 PM, MC Mercy grabbed the mic, testing it with the confidence of a man who knows he’s about to bring the house down. Then, like a magician, DJ Khalito materialized, adjusted his gear, and disappeared into the Pece Stadium night for what we can only assume was a spiritual consultation with the gods of music. But when he returned and hit play, the room shifted. Slow head nods turned into rhythmic foot taps, and before long, the dance floor began to warm up as Khalito dropped bangers that made hips defy physics.

Then—plot twist! At precisely 10 PM, a swarm of stunning ladies swept into the venue, commandeering three tables like queens taking their thrones. Every head turned, and DJ Khalito, clearly inspired, switched to a set designed for royalty. Trust me, this wasn’t just a vibe; it was a moment. I couldn’t resist—I ditched my phone, ordered another Guinness Stout, and joined the room in full admiration mode.

By now, the Lounge was alive. Revellers grooved to the beats, while the bravest among us tried (and mostly failed) to shoot their shots. Enter DJ Crazymind at the stroke of midnight, flanked by an entourage of over 30 creative geniuses. Known for blending Acholitronix with global sounds, Crazymind didn’t just play music—he crafted an experience. He layered local vocals over international beats, weaving a soundscape that took us from the streets of Gulu to the clubs of London and back.


The crowd? Unstoppable. From South African amapiano to Nigerian Afrobeats and American hip-hop, the energy was electric. Even the walls seemed to pulse with life as Crazymind dropped mixes that felt like sonic adrenaline. It didn’t matter if you were a Gen Z skiller or a seasoned bend-over veteran—the music made everyone move.

And the surprises kept coming. The hype team—led by MC Mercy—kept the energy so high, even the Guinness-drinkers turned into dance floor warriors. The highlight? That jaw-dropping moment when Crazymind synced a local Luo chorus with a trap beat, leaving the crowd in awe. This wasn’t just a party; it was a cultural revolution.


As the clock ticked past 3 AM, revellers refused to leave, chanting for encores. Oxford Sports Lounge delivered a night so epic, people are still buzzing about it days later. Next Friday, Sakata Band from Kampala will take the stage, but honestly? The streets are already calling for DJ Crazymind, DJ Khalito, and MC Mercy to make a grand return.

If you missed this one, don’t make the same mistake twice. Tag your crew and reserve your spot—Oxford Sports Lounge is officially the heartbeat of Gulu nightlife.Shoutout to influencer Smartswizz for keeping the girls hot! and the beers ice-cold!

#ExtremeFridays #OxfordVibes #GuinnessAndGrooves #AcholitronixAnthems

 

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