KAMULE KUMALO

  In a cozy bar in Gulu, two slightly tipsy old-timers nursing their drinks, and a conversation so absurd it could only mean one thing—it's Opiyo Speed and Ocen Speed, the famous Laroo banter brothers, back in action. Opiyo squints at Ocen over his beer, tilts his head, and drops the classic line, "You look familiar... where you from?" Ocen, not one to be outdone, responds with dramatic flair, "Gulu." Cue the first wave of astonishment. "No way, I'm from Gulu myself! What a small world!" Then comes round two. "What area?" Opiyo probes. Ocen smirks, "Laroo." BAM! Another bombshell. "No way! Laroo myself! This is crazy!" They're bonding now, like long-lost soulmates reunited over a cheap lager. The kicker? School. Opiyo leans in conspiratorially, "What school?" Ocen takes a sip, savors the moment, and proudly declares, "Layibi College. Class of '89." Opiyo's jaw practically hits the ...

Grab your jumpsuits and emotional support snacks — Squid Game is back! Netflix just dropped the first trailer for Season 2 , and it's as wild as you'd expect. Player 456, Seong Gi-hun (Lee Jung-jae), is returning to the deadly playground, still traumatized but somehow ready for round two. This time, he's not just playing—he’s trying to save lives. Spoiler alert: good luck with that. Season 1 had us glued to our screens as 456 desperate contestants risked it all (read: their lives) for a cash prize that would make Elon Musk jealous. Now, Gi-hun is joined by a new batch of equally broke players ready to gamble their lives for a shot at fortune. The stakes? Higher. The games? Deadlier. The trauma? Priceless. The trailer throws us straight into the chaos with the OG nightmare: Red Light, Green Light. Yes, the creepy giant doll is back with her laser-sharp death stare. This time, one unlucky player loses to... a bee. Classic. As in Season 1, the players get to vote on wh...

Ugandan music icon Eddy Kenzo has once again raised the flag high, bagging the coveted Best East African Superstar 2024 award at the ODA Awards held in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. The prestigious event, which celebrates excellence in African music and arts, saw Kenzo standing out among some of the region's biggest names. Kenzo’s win is a testament to his incredible journey and relentless dedication to his craft. Known for his infectious beats and uplifting lyrics, he has become a household name across the continent. Tracks like Sitya Loss and Tweyagale have not only dominated charts but also cemented his reputation as a global ambassador of Ugandan music. At the glamorous ceremony, Kenzo expressed gratitude to his fans, team, and country for their unwavering support. "This is for Uganda. Thank you for believing in me," he said, radiating humility and pride. Kenzo’s win highlights East Africa’s growing influence in the global musi...

Behind every successful man in the 21st century is a woman rolling her eyes, whispering, "You’re welcome." Whether its love, mentorship, or pure magic, these women uplifted their men, proving that behind every great man is an even greater woman. 1. Barack Obama Barack Obama often credits Michelle Obama as his anchor and guiding star. Her wisdom, strength, and authenticity not only helped him navigate the political world but also inspired millions globally. Michelle’s role as his confidant and partner elevated his presidency into a symbol of love, resilience, and shared dreams. 2. Elon Musk Elon Musk’s drive to colonize Mars might be interstellar, but his mother, Maye Musk, gave him the earthbound foundation he needed. A model and dietitian, Maye instilled values of resilience and ambition. She proved that a strong support system begins at home, nurturing the fearless innovator we see today. 3. Prince Harry Prince Harry found renewed purpose with Meghan Markle by his si...

Last Friday, Oxford Sports Lounge opened its doors like any other night—early birds trickled in, slow jams flowed from the speakers, and small talk filled the air. The mood? Casual. Groups whispered about business, last weekend’s failed plots ( you know who you are! ), and a healthy dose of weekly lugambo to spice things up. It felt like the calm before the storm—because what followed was nothing short of legendary. At 9:30 PM, MC Mercy grabbed the mic, testing it with the confidence of a man who knows he’s about to bring the house down. Then, like a magician, DJ Khalito materialized, adjusted his gear, and disappeared into the Pece Stadium night for what we can only assume was a spiritual consultation with the gods of music. But when he returned and hit play, the room shifted. Slow head nods turned into rhythmic foot taps, and before long, the dance floor began to warm up as Khalito dropped bangers that made hips defy physics. Then—plot twist! At precisely 10 PM, a swarm of stu...

Attention, music lovers! Eezzy , the Northern hitmaker, is about to make December twice as lit with not one, but TWO fire tracks dropping this weekend. Yes, you heard that right—double the beats, double the vibes, and probably double the dancing injuries (if you're as uncoordinated as me). Now, the million-dollar question: are you ready for these musical gifts? Or better yet, which camp are you joining—the dancehall gang or the hip-hop crew? For the dancehall fans, one of the bangers, Wai Daba , features the ever-electric Kasita Karole . It's bound to set dance floors ablaze and possibly trigger impromptu twerk-offs at your favorite hangouts. Meanwhile, the hip-hop track? Well, that’s still under wraps, but word on the street is that it’s a lyrical knockout. So, grab your best dancing shoes (or sneakers for you hip-hop heads), because Eezzy is bringing the heat. Whether you're whining to the beat or nodding your head like a lyrical connoisseur, this weekend is about to ...

Australia has decided to ground its teens from the digital skies, passing a law that bans under-16s from social media without parental consent. Platforms like TikTok, Instagram, and Snapchat are now bracing for fines up to AU$49.5 million if they let the young’uns slip through. The Tech Titans Clap Back Meta thinks lawmakers fast-tracked this like an overdue school project. Snapchat says the law leaves “many unanswered questions,” but promises to cooperate (begrudgingly). TikTok, always a drama magnet, warns this could drive teens into the internet’s shady alleys—where no safety filters dare tread. What’s PM Albanese’s Take? Australia’s Prime Minister suggests kids ditch their phones for cricket bats and swimming pools. But even he admits enforcing the law might be as tricky as stopping a sneaky sip of Dad’s beer. Still, he’s all-in, declaring: "We’ve got your back, Aussie parents." Execution Woes Here’s the kicker: nobody knows how this will work. A trial starts in...

A New Era in Satellite Connectivity On January 2, 2024, Starlink launched its first six satellites with revolutionary Direct-to-Cell capabilities. This milestone marks a significant step toward bridging the gap between space-based infrastructure and everyday mobile communication. Seamless Ground-to-Satellite Communication Within just six days of the launch, Starlink successfully sent and received text messages between unmodified cell phones on the ground and its satellites using T-Mobile network spectrum. This achievement validated the system’s functionality and confirmed its readiness for broader deployment. Eliminating Dead Zones The Direct-to-Cell network aims to provide seamless connectivity, addressing dead zones that have long plagued global communication. By creating a space-based network that mimics terrestrial cell towers, Starlink ensures reliable access to text, voice, and data for LTE devices worldwide. Text Services Today, IoT Tomorrow The rollout begins with tex...

  After 24 m onths and 5 days of silence (but who’s counting?), the legend Okeng Born Town is back with  Oyee An !  This track is soaked in December Lingala vibes, perfect for festive fireworks and beer-filled nights. Love might not have been kind to the man, but hey, heartbreak makes for the best dance tracks, doesn’t it? For over a decade, Okeng has been the maestro of melodies that move us, whether in kafundas or swanky clubs. And Oyee An is no exception—it’s the kind of hit that makes even the grumpiest of Scrooges bust a move. So, grab your party shoes and a cold one because this banger is here to claim its spot as the anthem of the season. Love may hurt, but Lingala heals, and Okeng Born Town knows just how to turn the tables. Dance floors, brace yourselves!

The Uganda Law Society (ULS) has plunged into a storm of controversy involving its president, Isaac Ssemakadde, after his provocative remarks targeted legal officials, including Director of Public Prosecutions, Justice Jane Frances Abodo. Ssemakadde’s comments, widely condemned as vulgar and misogynistic, have sparked outrage among the legal fraternity and Uganda’s Minister of State for Ethics and Integrity. The ULS Council responded by suspending Ssemakadde and Vice President Anthony Asiimwe over misconduct allegations, including financial mismanagement. However, critics challenge the legality of the suspensions, accusing the council of bypassing constitutional processes. This action has deepened divisions within the society, with supporters viewing Ssemakadde as a reformist challenging entrenched systems, while detractors criticize his approach as unprofessional and detrimental to the society's image. The crisis has far-reaching implications, from potential legal battles to strai...