A conversation
between two generations at the edge of Uganda’s political transition.
The Yellow Hour
It’s a Kampala evening in late October 2025. The sun melts into Nakasero’s skyline, painting the city in a strange blend of gold and uncertainty. From the veranda of a crowded café near Fairway Hotel, Andrew Muwende sits opposite a young man—hoodie, earpods, restless energy.
Youth: “Uncle
Muwende, be honest—this thing of people crossing to NRM every week, isn’t it
just political survival? I mean, over 1,000 NUP guys at Kololo? That’s not
unity; that’s desperation.”
Muwende
(chuckling): “Ah, my son, politics is never about desperation—it’s
about timing. What you’re calling defection, the strategists in State House
call realignment. When 1,000 NUP faithful walk into Kololo and Museveni hugs
them like prodigal sons, that’s not chaos—it’s choreography. It’s a message to
the country: unity is the new currency.”
He sips his
espresso slowly, eyes glinting.
“Look at
Nebbi—500 crossed in July. Abdu Katuntu, the opposition sage of Bugweri,
suddenly smiles in State House selfies by October. And just last week, 150 from
Amuru led by Lanam Kijange joined the yellow tide. These are not accidents, my
boy—they’re signs of an incoming transition.”
Youth: “Transition
to what? To another Museveni? Or to Muhoozi in uniform and sneakers?”
Muwende
(grinning): “That’s where your generation gets it wrong. You think
every succession is a coup. Sometimes, the handover isn’t rebellion—it’s
continuity dressed as reform. Call it a ‘transitional republic.’ The old guard
retires quietly, new faces take the microphone, and the nation exhales. That’s
how history works when revolutions mature.”
The Pyre of
the Faithful
The young man frowns, stirring his coffee like it owes him answers.
Youth: “But
Uncle, what about the loyalists—the ones who’ve campaigned for NRM since the
bush? They’re being sidelined for these new converts.”
Muwende: “Ah,
loyalty is not a lifetime warranty, my son. July’s NRM primaries weren’t
elections—they were a coliseum. Gunfire, petitions, tears! Over 500
constituencies in chaos. Even ministers like Persis Namuganza cried foul. Twaha
Kagabo of Bukoto South swore he’d run as an independent. And yet, Museveni
blesses an 86-year-old Gen. Moses Ali for East Moyo.”
He leans closer.
“You call it
unfair; I call it restructuring. Sometimes the system must burn its faithful to
clear the way for fresh loyalists—defectors who bring new legitimacy for the
coming era. You see chaos; I see choreography for transition.”
Youth: “But
the youth are angry. They see old men clinging to power.”
Muwende: “That’s
why Gen Z must step in—not with stones but with software. Have you seen their
‘Unstoppable UG’ campaign? Or the ‘Gen Z Peaceful Elections Drive’? These are
not Museveni’s pawns—they’re the early engineers of a post-Museveni Uganda. If
they channel their energy right, they’ll inherit the house, not burn it.”
Turncoats’
Treasure
The youth laughs
dryly.
Youth: “So
you’re saying defectors are saviors now?”
Muwende: “Not
saviors—strategic assets. Look, in Sironko, NUP defectors now praise government
programs for ‘changing lives.’ In Bugweri, Katuntu’s crossover wasn’t a
footnote; it was a headline. In Nebbi, 500 joined right before primaries—clever
timing, not coincidence. And remember, 191 youth defectors were welcomed by
Museveni in June with a 100 million-shilling fund. That’s not charity; that’s
co-option.”
Youth: “You
make it sound noble. Isn’t that just buying loyalty?”
Muwende
(smirking): “Politics has always been the art of buying time. Favouring
defectors over incumbents does two things—it refreshes the party’s image and
neutralizes rivals. The old MPs carry grudges; the new converts carry
gratitude. And gratitude is easier to manage during a transition.”
He taps the table
gently. “Think of it this way: the old NRM was a liberation movement;
the new NRM is a survival ecosystem. You either evolve or evaporate.”
Mao’s Tyelo Waltz
Youth: “And what about Norbert Mao? One day he’s opposition, the next he’s Museveni’s minister. Then he says something about ‘Tyelo news.’ What game is he playing?”
Muwende: “Ah,
Mao—the Acholi chess player. When he returned to Pece-Laroo for a parliamentary
seat this October, people thought he’d fallen. But no—he’s positioning. His
Democratic Party has shelved national ambitions because he’s on a bigger
mission: to orchestrate a smooth handover.”
He chuckles
softly. “Mao’s not campaigning; he’s conducting. He’s part of a
committee quietly stitching NRM, DP, UPC, FDC moderates, and PPP into a velvet
transition. Ballots might not decide this one—dialogue will. Remember his
words? ‘State House meetings, not street riots, will shape the future.’ That’s
the real politics of power.”
Youth: “But
his DP comrades call him a sellout.”
Muwende: “Because
they mistake diplomacy for betrayal. Mao understands something your Twitter
warriors don’t: transitions are not won by noise—they’re negotiated in
whispers. His so-called ‘Tyelo news’ might be the opening music for a Muhoozi
era—or simply the overture of a generational pact. Either way, he’s playing for
legacy.”
Ripples from the
Regions
The café lights
flicker as night settles over Kampala. Muwende waves for another round.
Muwende: “Look
across the country. Acholi stirs as Mao returns home. In the East, defectors
challenge Mukula’s machine. In Arua, NRM flexes like a heavyweight, crushing
opposition morale. In Lango, Museveni sells wealth creation with a smile and a
sack of promises. Every region is being recalibrated.”
Youth: “So
it’s all one big setup—for Muhoozi?”
Muwende: “Call
it what you want—a setup, a soft landing, a generational bridge. The architects
prefer ‘national cause.’ But here’s the gamble: 77 percent of Ugandans are
under 30. If they buy into this vision, the NRM will regenerate. If they reject
it, the whole plan collapses.”
He pauses,
watching boda lights flicker through the trees. “Across Africa, young
people are rewriting destiny—from Kenya to Madagascar. Uganda’s youth could
either fuel a peaceful transition or ignite a revolution. The difference will
be whether they see opportunity or oppression in the yellow veil.”
The Reckoning
The young man
leans back, silent for a moment.
Youth: “Uncle
Muwende, you make it sound like this chaos could actually lead somewhere good.”
Muwende (smiling
knowingly): “History, my boy, always looks messy in real time. Every
regime renewal is disguised as scandal. When a system favors defectors, maybe
it’s not collapsing—it’s mutating. Perhaps these crossers are not traitors, but
midwives of a new republic. Maybe, just maybe, Museveni is clearing the runway
for a younger flight crew.”
Youth: “And
you think Muhoozi could really fly the plane?”
Muwende: “He’s
already in the cockpit. The question is whether your generation will
co-pilot—or just tweet from the passenger seats.”
The youth laughs,
half-convinced, half-disturbed.
Muwende: “Remember
this, my son: in the NRM’s Klondike, loyalty is the pauper, and the crossover
king wears yellow. But beyond the gold rush lies a chance—a fragile, fleeting
one—for renewal. The question is, will Uganda seize it?”
He takes his last
sip, eyes on the street. “Now go, and decide which side of history you
want to hashtag.”
Disclaimer:This story is a work of fiction inspired by real-life settings and experiences. Names, characters, businesses, and events are either products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real events is purely coincidental. The dialogues and opinions expressed in the narrative do not reflect those of any real individuals or organizations.



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