Uganda Law Society Faces Turmoil Amid Leadership Controversy

The Uganda Law Society (ULS) has plunged into a storm of controversy involving its president, Isaac Ssemakadde, after his provocative remarks targeted legal officials, including Director of Public Prosecutions, Justice Jane Frances Abodo. Ssemakadde’s comments, widely condemned as vulgar and misogynistic, have sparked outrage among the legal fraternity and Uganda’s Minister of State for Ethics and Integrity.

The ULS Council responded by suspending Ssemakadde and Vice President Anthony Asiimwe over misconduct allegations, including financial mismanagement. However, critics challenge the legality of the suspensions, accusing the council of bypassing constitutional processes. This action has deepened divisions within the society, with supporters viewing Ssemakadde as a reformist challenging entrenched systems, while detractors criticize his approach as unprofessional and detrimental to the society's image.

The crisis has far-reaching implications, from potential legal battles to strained relationships with donors critical to ULS’s free legal aid programs. Ssemakadde remains defiant, stating in a Facebook post:

"Reform disrupts the status quo and exposes hard truths. Let this be a call to demand better from our institutions and ourselves."

As the debate rages, the ULS faces a critical test of its governance, professionalism, and commitment to justice.

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Eezzy Denies Retirement, Hints at Passing the Torch

Hold your tears, Kumalians! Eezzy hasn’t hung up his mic—yet. In fact, the Tumbiza Sound hitmaker is on a roll that screams "legendary status." Over the past two years, Eezzy has transformed from a music star into a force of nature. 

From funding education for children across Uganda to launching entrepreneurial ventures, he’s been busy collecting blessings like they’re hit singles.

But here’s the plot twist: Eezzy is now turning his gaze to the next generation of artists who clawed their way from lockdown-induced despair to the bright stage lights. In a Facebook post that oozed wisdom and respect, Eezzy applauded the fresh talent for their grit, lyrical maturity, and ability to tackle critical issues. Who says Gen Z isn’t deep?

Even Zetive, a foundational Hit-maker who’s shaped many of these budding stars, chimed in with praise for Kamuzu Urban Nigga’s 2024 breakout. Zetive even dropped a cheeky hint about collaborations that made our playlists worth every replay.

As the Artist of the Year awards loom closer, the competition is fiercer than a freestyle battle. Mixola’s fans are shouting louder than a concert crowd, claiming their fave deserves the crown.

But with Eezzy’s nod to the new school, you can’t help but wonder if the OG is paving the way for a new ruler of the Kumalian charts.

One thing’s for sure: Eezzy’s not retiring—he’s evolving, and we’re all here for it!

Nicki Minaj leaves Husband, takes Son On Tour

Nicki Minaj is taking multitasking to a whole new level by hitting the road with her adorable mini-me, Papa Bear. The rap queen recently shared the hilarious antics of her toddler, who’s already embracing the rockstar lifestyle like he’s been headlining since birth.

“I come home from a show, and this little man is sitting there fully dressed, sneakers on, looking at me like, ‘What’s the move, Mommy?’” Nicki revealed with a laugh. “He refuses to take his shoes off because he thinks we’re about to hop on a bus, a plane, or maybe even a spaceship. He’s like, ‘I gotta stay ready, Mommy.’”

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the hustle. Papa Bear isn’t playing around—he’s got his snacks, his kicks, and probably a toy microphone ready to go. Rumor has it, he’s even been spotted checking sound levels and practicing his autograph.

“He legit thinks he’s on the payroll,” Nicki joked. “At this point, I’m just waiting for him to ask for a tour rider with apple juice and fruit snacks!”

It’s safe to say Papa Bear is living his best life, proving that the rockstar gene runs deep. Someone book this kid his own tour bus already!

The Shortest Wedding in Juba’s History: A Celebration Overshadowed by Turmoil

The joyous union of Mr. Deng Rehan Ayuel and Mrs. Alek Tong Machel Dut, widely anticipated and celebrated, has tragically gone down in history as the shortest wedding ever recorded in Juba. Held at the Bari Community Center in Juba Town, the event was abruptly curtailed due to heavy gunfire on Thursday evening, a harrowing reminder of the renewed violence plaguing the capital.

The gunfire erupted following President Salva Kiir’s dismissal of the Chief of Intelligence, a decision that has escalated tensions in the city. Fear and uncertainty gripped residents, causing many to avoid gatherings and public spaces. Despite these challenges, Deng and Alek courageously proceeded with their ceremony, determined to honor their commitment to each other.

The wedding, initially planned as a grand celebration of love, was hastily concluded in just 1 hour and 10 minutes. Attendees described the atmosphere as both joyous and tense, with the couple exchanging vows under the shadow of looming conflict.

This bittersweet milestone reflects the resilience of the South Sudanese people, even as they navigate ongoing strife. Sources confirm that the ceremony was completed successfully, a testament to the love and bravery of the couple amid the chaos.

As the situation in Juba remains fragile, this wedding serves as a poignant reminder of the human cost of political instability. Our thoughts are with the people of Juba as they endure yet another chapter of conflict.

Voice of Juba.

Photos courtesy of Dalwuot Media.

Kendrick Disses Drake and Lil Wayne in Surprise New Album

Kendrick Lamar has dropped a surprise new album titled GNX, featuring a stellar lineup of artists including SZA, Jack Antonoff, and Kamasi Washington. The 12-track album showcases Lamar's signature blend of sharp lyricism and genre-defying production, with standout collaborations like SZA’s vocals on “Luther” and “Gloria.”

GNX also includes contributions from artists such as Sam Dew, Roddy Ricch, Bobby Hawk, and Ink, making it a diverse sonic experience. One of the most anticipated tracks is “Heart Pt. 6,” the latest installment in Lamar’s ongoing series. Fans of the artist know that the “Heart” tracks often carry deep personal and societal reflections, and this one is no exception, carrying on the tension from his recent feud with Drake.

The album opens with the track "Wacced Out Murals," where Lamar takes a swipe at his Super Bowl Halftime Show performance. He reflects on the controversy surrounding his appearance and the backlash he faced, referencing his admiration for Lil Wayne and his Super Bowl gig. This introspective moment sets the tone for the rest of the album.

Rumors had been swirling about Lamar working on new music, and GNX proves that the wait was worth it. With multiple high-profile collaborations and a fresh perspective on his career and artistry, Lamar’s latest release is already making waves in the music world.

Listen Here:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGAY_32N6zA

Alien Skin Arrested on Robbery and Assault Charges

Patrick Mulwana, popularly known as Alien Skin, has found himself at the center of controversy yet again. The self-proclaimed "Fangone Forest President" was arrested on charges of robbery involving an iPhone 15 and 480,000 UGX, along with allegations of assault against medical staff at Nsambya Hospital. Reports indicate that the incident arose after the staff allegedly refused to release medical documents related to one Joram Tumwesigye, who tragically succumbed to injuries reportedly sustained during an altercation with Alien Skin's Fangone associates.

This arrest has sent shockwaves across the music and entertainment industry, with Alien Skin being one of Uganda’s most talked-about artists since the start of the year. His meteoric rise to fame has been as dramatic as it has been controversial, and his growing list of foes seems to overshadow his supporters.

While many in the Fangone community express unwavering loyalty, the accusations against their leader paint a troubling picture. Such events tarnish not only Alien Skin’s image but also cast a shadow over the Fangone Forest movement that he so proudly represents.

As Kumalians, we are deeply saddened by these events. The Fangone Forest has been a symbol of creativity and freedom for many, but recent events have shaken its foundation. We can only hope that justice is served fairly and that Alien Skin finds clarity and peace in this turbulent period. Let us hold onto the hope that the Forest will remain safe until his return and that lessons will emerge from this unfortunate episode.

CELEBRITY DJ REVEALS HIS SHOCKING STATUS

Kilama Joel Opiyo, aka DJ Joel Fresh, is no stranger to the spotlight—or the bass drop. Born on November 30, 1995, Joel has spent the last decade living the highs and lows of the DJ life, earning his stripes as one of Uganda’s most electrifying selectors. Whether spinning in the sweltering heat of Northern Uganda or the neon glow of Kampala’s clubs, Joel has seen it all: the glory, the grind, and a whole lot of questionable dance moves. 
“Joel is like the city’s anthem—you just can’t miss him,” one fan jokes. “If he’s not at one spot, he’s at the other two!” He is also a strong pillar in the Podium Djz Uganda Movement!

In a week, it’s almost impossible not to hear that DJ Joel Fresh is either at Password Lounge, Green Apple, or Masaki, spinning tracks and electrifying the city with his infectious energy. Whether it’s a Friday night party, a Saturday celebration, or the legendary Sunday Celebrity Night at Password, DJ Joel has become a staple of Gulu’s vibrant nightlife.

As he gears up for his 10-Year Anniversary Concert on December 20th at Password Lounge Gulu, Joel’s taking us on a wild ride through his career. And if you thought being a DJ was all fame and free drinks, buckle up—this story’s got more twists than his party mixes.

Mixing Beats, Dodging Drinks

“DJ! This one’s on me!”—a line every DJ knows too well. For Joel, the phrase is as common as song requests, often accompanied by an over-enthusiastic fan holding a drink. “It’s like they think I have the liver of a rhino,” Joel laughs. “If I drank everything people offered me, the only thing I’d be spinning now is my hospital bed!”

So, what’s his secret? “Fake sipping,” Joel confesses. “You smile, you nod, you pretend to drink. Works like a charm. Meanwhile, the mix stays tight, and the night goes on.” Of course, it’s not just drinks. Joel has dodged plenty of strange requests too. “One guy asked me to play his wedding song at a club. I told him, ‘Bro, your vows don’t slap in this setting.’ “Meanwhile, a couple of ladies once in a while pick his number and immediately would like to go with him home at the end of the night.

Ladies, Laughter, and a Little Trouble

Ah, the DJ booth—the ultimate people magnet. For Joel, it’s not just a workplace; it’s also where the drama unfolds. “You get all kinds,” he says with a grin. “One lady once slid me her number on a napkin with the words ‘Make me your favorite track.’ I nearly dropped the bass from laughing.”

But it’s not all fun and games. Fame brings challenges, especially when you’re working in nightlife. “People forget DJs have feelings too. We’re not just jukeboxes with legs,” Joel quips. “Balancing personal life with the craziness of the club scene? Let’s just say it’s been a mix more complex than my remixes.”

From Gulu to Kampala: The DJ Diaries

Joel’s career began humbly, spinning at local gigs in Gulu. “My first setup was basically a laptop, a borrowed mixer, and a prayer,” he jokes. Fast forward to today, and he’s graced stages at NTV, Urban TV, and more. “People think DJs have it easy, but trust me, the hustle is real. I’ve had gigs where the crowd was two people and a goat. Still nailed it, though.”

As much as he enjoys the limelight, Joel doesn’t shy away from the struggles. “The Northern Uganda entertainment scene doesn’t always get the support it deserves,” he says. “But that’s what keeps me going—putting Gulu on the map one beat at a time.”

The Ribbon and the Reveal

This year, Joel’s 10-year milestone isn’t just about music; it’s about making a difference. The theme, “We Are the Ribbon, No Stigma,” ties in with his passion for creating awareness around HIV/AIDS. With World AIDS Day on December 1st, Joel is inviting organizations like USAID and TASO to use his event as a platform for education and empowerment.

But wait—there’s more. Joel is dropping a bombshell at the concert: his own HIV status. “It’s time to be real with my fans,” he says. “If I can use my story to inspire even one person, it’s worth it.”

Joel’s decision to reveal his status isn’t just brave—it’s groundbreaking. “Music connects people, but truth changes lives,” he says. “I’ve spent 10 years making people dance. Now, I want to make them think and be responsible.”

An Invitation to Remember

As Joel looks back on his journey, he’s filled with gratitude. “To my fans, my friends, and even the guy who requested Cuke Dong Pe at a wedding—thank you. You’re all part of my story.”

On December 20th, Password Lounge Gulu will come alive with beats, stories, and a message that matters. Joel’s inviting everyone—fans, skeptics, and the curious—to join the celebration. “Come for the music, stay for the movement,” he says.

So, mark your calendars and polish your dance moves. With DJ Joel Fresh at the helm, this isn’t just a concert—it’s a night to remember. And who knows? You might even walk away with a story of your own to tell.

Mike Tyson Fights Once Again Tonight Live On Netflix

The world is buzzing as the iconic AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, becomes the stage for a clash that no one saw coming: Mike Tyson, the living legend of boxing, and Jake Paul, the social media sensation who punches as hard as his tweets. It's a spectacle that promises more drama than a reality TV reunion.

Tyson, now in his 50s but still with fists that can split atoms, is stepping into the ring after years of metaphorically knocking out pigeons and podcast guests. Meanwhile, Jake Paul—the self-proclaimed "Problem Child"—brings his unorthodox journey from YouTube pranks to professional boxing, where he's been surprising skeptics and silencing haters. But tonight, he's not up against a TikTok dancer or retired NBA player. This is Iron Mike, the original KO king, and he isn’t here for tutorials on viral dances.

Streaming globally on Netflix, this fight promises action, nostalgia, and perhaps a few memes in the making. Will Jake’s youthful bravado withstand Tyson's bone-rattling hooks, or will Mike remind us why he’s called the baddest man on the planet? Either way, one thing’s certain—this bout is set to break records, egos, and maybe even the internet. Grab your popcorn; history is about to hit hard.

Denzel Washington Role in Upcoming ‘Black Panther 3,’ Honoring Chadwick Boseman’s Legacy

Proud to announce to you all about my involvement in the upcoming “Black Panther 3” film. In a recent interview, he revealed that director Ryan Coogler is writing a role specifically for him in the next installment of the Marvel franchise. Washington stated, “After that, Ryan Coogler is writing a part for me in the next Black Panther.”

This development follows Washington’s previous connection to the “Black Panther” series through his support of the late Chadwick Boseman. Boseman once expressed his gratitude by saying, “There is no Black Panther without Denzel Washington,” highlighting Washington’s influence on his career.

While Marvel Studios has not officially announced “Black Panther 3,” Washington’s comments suggest that the project is in development. Fans eagerly await further details about the film and Washington’s role in it.

#BlackPanther #themotherofallnerds

Popcaan Gifts Vybes Kartel a Brand New Rolex Upon His Return

The world of dancehall erupted in excitement when Popcaan, one of Jamaica’s most celebrated artists, gifted his mentor and long-time brother in music, Vybes Kartel, a brand-new Rolex watch. The gesture came shortly after Kartel, the Gaza World boss, completed his time behind bars, marking a significant moment of reunion and celebration in the dancehall community.

Popcaan, known for his loyalty to the Gaza family, showcased his respect and admiration for the man who paved the way for many in the genre. The Rolex, a timeless symbol of success and resilience, reflected more than just luxury; it symbolized perseverance and the bond between the two icons of Jamaican music.

Vybes Kartel, widely regarded as the "World Boss," has been a towering figure in dancehall for years, even while serving his sentence. His influence transcended prison walls, with his music continuing to dominate airwaves and inspire fans worldwide.

The exchange wasn’t just a gift; it was a statement. A testament to the strength of the Gaza movement, the moment underlined how dancehall is not just music but a culture of unity, loyalty, and celebration of achievements. Fans are now eagerly anticipating collaborations between these two giants as Vybes Kartel reclaims his throne.

"Punches in the Parliament: Hon. Anthony Akol vs. Hon. Zaake – When Politics Packs a Punch"

Uganda’s Parliament is no stranger to heated debates, but on this memorable day, words turned to fists in a fiery spectacle. Hon. Anthony Akol, known for his “no-nonsense” approach, made headlines once again by turning Parliament into a boxing ring. The scene unfolded in front of the shocked yet unsurprised Hon. Speaker Anita Among, who quickly found herself the main witness of the scuffle before her security team ushered her out to safety.

The drama kicked off when Hon. Zaake, in a curious display of audacity, approached Hon. Akol, supposedly “checking for a gun.” Whether he was truly concerned about security or simply looking to provoke, one thing became crystal clear: Hon. Akol wasn’t having it. Akol, perhaps recalling his previous altercation with former MP Hon. Odonga Otto, took swift action. He landed punches that echoed through the chamber, catching everyone’s attention and sparking a chorus of gasps.

Despite the serious nature of parliamentary business, these MPs seem to have carved a unique niche for themselves: balancing legislation with brawls. It’s the kind of behavior that both alarms and entertains, showing just how lively and unpredictable Ugandan politics can be. As viewers on national TV tuned in to what was supposed to be a formal session, they got an unplanned dose of action—a physical reminder that some Ugandan MPs don’t just settle disagreements with votes.

And so, Hon. Anthony Akol’s reputation as a no-nonsense, fists-first kind of politician continues to grow. In Uganda’s August House, where policies and punches fly side by side, it’s safe to say that a little political theater keeps everyone on their toes—sometimes literally.