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There comes a time in every queen’s life when the thrill of dating guys who still think "adulting" is a hashtag loses its charm. For Tiwa Savage, the undisputed  Queen of Afrobeats , that time is now. At 48, the Nigerian superstar has officially retired from the  "Let me teach you how life works, baby"  dating league and is now in the market for a man who knows where he’s going—preferably with a ring and a plan. In what might be the most relatable celebrity revelation since someone finally admitted that private jets are just Uber with more champagne, Tiwa recently declared that she’s done with young guys whose idea of commitment is remembering to text back before noon.  "In the past, I have dated a lot of guys who are way too young to be with me,"  she confessed, in a tone that suggests she’s been to the rodeo, ridden the bull, and now just wants a nice, stable horse. The Problem with Young Bloods Let’s be real—dating yo...

M ove over, Boda Bodas —there’s a new apex predator in Gulu City , and they come with flawless edges, killer outfits, and a PhD in turning a man’s wallet into their personal ATM. In a recent (and highly chaotic) public poll conducted in one of Northern Uganda’s most opinionated WhatsApp groups , salon ladies were voted the undisputed champions of  "enjoying life to the fullest" —leaving even the most reckless Boda Boda guys looking like amateurs. These women aren’t just winning; they’re rewriting the rulebook on how to live lavishly, love dangerously, and disappear with your transport money before you even realize what happened. Why Salon Ladies Are the Real MVPs of Gulu Nightlife 1. The Art of the Daily Bag While the rest of us are budgeting like we’re in a financial literacy seminar, salon ladies operate on a different frequency. Their daily disposable income isn’t just disposable—it’s  launched into the atmosphere  with the precision of a Space...

My dear daughters, come closer and let Auntie talk to you. I have walked this road called Life—sometimes in high heels, sometimes barefoot—and I’ve seen what works and what will leave you crying into your pillow at night. This world can be sweet like ripe mango and bitter like burnt porridge. The difference is in the choices you make. These commandments are not to cage you, but to crown you. They are gentle whispers mixed with firm warnings, designed to keep you glowing, growing, and grounded. Read them with an open heart, laugh where you must, and remember: Auntie only wants to see you live well, love wisely, and never lose yourself in the name of “being chosen.” Now, sit up straight, fix your crown, and let’s talk woman to woman. 1. Don’t Run from Your Parents’ House Like It’s on Fire Ah, my daughter, slow down. This life outside is not all Instagram brunches and sunsets. Out here, rent is like a jealous relative—it never forgets you, and it vis...

If you didn’t make it to Bapa Hotel last weekend for the All-White Luxury Brunch , let me break it to you gently: you didn’t just miss a brunch — you missed a cultural moment. Hosted by the impossibly stylish Trona , alongside Kash , MC Lucky , the Podium DJz , and crowd-charger MC Young Money , this wasn’t your typical “eggs and coffee” affair. This was brunch with a capital B — a collision of fashion, music, and unbothered elegance under the Northern Uganda sun. White Hot, All Day The Bar “All White” as a theme might feel familiar — but in Gulu , it’s an unspoken runway challenge. Flowing maxi dresses, tailored double-breasted suits , pearl-embellished sneakers , gold accents catching the light… the city turned up in their best interpretations of summer whites. Even Lewis Fashionz broke the internet with a full white kanzu that made traditional wear look like it belonged on the Met Gala carpet. And when the afternoon sun lit up Bapa’s garden, every photo snapped looked like ...