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Attention, music lovers! Eezzy , the Northern hitmaker, is about to make December twice as lit with not one, but TWO fire tracks dropping this weekend. Yes, you heard that right—double the beats, double the vibes, and probably double the dancing injuries (if you're as uncoordinated as me). Now, the million-dollar question: are you ready for these musical gifts? Or better yet, which camp are you joining—the dancehall gang or the hip-hop crew? For the dancehall fans, one of the bangers, Wai Daba , features the ever-electric Kasita Karole . It's bound to set dance floors ablaze and possibly trigger impromptu twerk-offs at your favorite hangouts. Meanwhile, the hip-hop track? Well, that’s still under wraps, but word on the street is that it’s a lyrical knockout. So, grab your best dancing shoes (or sneakers for you hip-hop heads), because Eezzy is bringing the heat. Whether you're whining to the beat or nodding your head like a lyrical connoisseur, this weekend is about to ...

Australia has decided to ground its teens from the digital skies, passing a law that bans under-16s from social media without parental consent. Platforms like TikTok, Instagram, and Snapchat are now bracing for fines up to AU$49.5 million if they let the young’uns slip through. The Tech Titans Clap Back Meta thinks lawmakers fast-tracked this like an overdue school project. Snapchat says the law leaves “many unanswered questions,” but promises to cooperate (begrudgingly). TikTok, always a drama magnet, warns this could drive teens into the internet’s shady alleys—where no safety filters dare tread. What’s PM Albanese’s Take? Australia’s Prime Minister suggests kids ditch their phones for cricket bats and swimming pools. But even he admits enforcing the law might be as tricky as stopping a sneaky sip of Dad’s beer. Still, he’s all-in, declaring: "We’ve got your back, Aussie parents." Execution Woes Here’s the kicker: nobody knows how this will work. A trial starts in...

A New Era in Satellite Connectivity On January 2, 2024, Starlink launched its first six satellites with revolutionary Direct-to-Cell capabilities. This milestone marks a significant step toward bridging the gap between space-based infrastructure and everyday mobile communication. Seamless Ground-to-Satellite Communication Within just six days of the launch, Starlink successfully sent and received text messages between unmodified cell phones on the ground and its satellites using T-Mobile network spectrum. This achievement validated the system’s functionality and confirmed its readiness for broader deployment. Eliminating Dead Zones The Direct-to-Cell network aims to provide seamless connectivity, addressing dead zones that have long plagued global communication. By creating a space-based network that mimics terrestrial cell towers, Starlink ensures reliable access to text, voice, and data for LTE devices worldwide. Text Services Today, IoT Tomorrow The rollout begins with tex...

  After 24 m onths and 5 days of silence (but who’s counting?), the legend Okeng Born Town is back with  Oyee An !  This track is soaked in December Lingala vibes, perfect for festive fireworks and beer-filled nights. Love might not have been kind to the man, but hey, heartbreak makes for the best dance tracks, doesn’t it? For over a decade, Okeng has been the maestro of melodies that move us, whether in kafundas or swanky clubs. And Oyee An is no exception—it’s the kind of hit that makes even the grumpiest of Scrooges bust a move. So, grab your party shoes and a cold one because this banger is here to claim its spot as the anthem of the season. Love may hurt, but Lingala heals, and Okeng Born Town knows just how to turn the tables. Dance floors, brace yourselves!

The Uganda Law Society (ULS) has plunged into a storm of controversy involving its president, Isaac Ssemakadde, after his provocative remarks targeted legal officials, including Director of Public Prosecutions, Justice Jane Frances Abodo. Ssemakadde’s comments, widely condemned as vulgar and misogynistic, have sparked outrage among the legal fraternity and Uganda’s Minister of State for Ethics and Integrity. The ULS Council responded by suspending Ssemakadde and Vice President Anthony Asiimwe over misconduct allegations, including financial mismanagement. However, critics challenge the legality of the suspensions, accusing the council of bypassing constitutional processes. This action has deepened divisions within the society, with supporters viewing Ssemakadde as a reformist challenging entrenched systems, while detractors criticize his approach as unprofessional and detrimental to the society's image. The crisis has far-reaching implications, from potential legal battles to strai...

Hold your tears, Kumalians! Eezzy hasn’t hung up his mic—yet. In fact, the Tumbiza Sound hitmaker is on a roll that screams "legendary status." Over the past two years, Eezzy has transformed from a music star into a force of nature.  From funding education for children across Uganda to launching entrepreneurial ventures, he’s been busy collecting blessings like they’re hit singles. But here’s the plot twist: Eezzy is now turning his gaze to the next generation of artists who clawed their way from lockdown-induced despair to the bright stage lights. In a Facebook post that oozed wisdom and respect, Eezzy applauded the fresh talent for their grit, lyrical maturity, and ability to tackle critical issues. Who says Gen Z isn’t deep? Even Zetive, a foundational Hit-maker who’s shaped many of these budding stars, chimed in with praise for Kamuzu Urban Nigga’s 2024 breakout. Zetive even dropped a cheeky hint about collaborat...

Nicki Minaj is taking multitasking to a whole new level by hitting the road with her adorable mini-me, Papa Bear. The rap queen recently shared the hilarious antics of her toddler, who’s already embracing the rockstar lifestyle like he’s been headlining since birth. “I come home from a show, and this little man is sitting there fully dressed, sneakers on, looking at me like, ‘What’s the move, Mommy?’” Nicki revealed with a laugh. “He refuses to take his shoes off because he thinks we’re about to hop on a bus, a plane, or maybe even a spaceship. He’s like, ‘I gotta stay ready, Mommy.’” Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the hustle. Papa Bear isn’t playing around—he’s got his snacks, his kicks, and probably a toy microphone ready to go. Rumor has it, he’s even been spotted checking sound levels and practicing his autograph. “He legit thinks he’s on the payroll,” Nicki joked. “At this point, I’m just waiting for him to ask for a tour rider with apple juice and ...

The joyous union of Mr. Deng Rehan Ayuel and Mrs. Alek Tong Machel Dut, widely anticipated and celebrated, has tragically gone down in history as the shortest wedding ever recorded in Juba. Held at the Bari Community Center in Juba Town, the event was abruptly curtailed due to heavy gunfire on Thursday evening, a harrowing reminder of the renewed violence plaguing the capital. The gunfire erupted following President Salva Kiir’s dismissal of the Chief of Intelligence, a decision that has escalated tensions in the city. Fear and uncertainty gripped residents, causing many to avoid gatherings and public spaces. Despite these challenges, Deng and Alek courageously proceeded with their ceremony, determined to honor their commitment to each other. The wedding, initially planned as a grand celebration of love, was hastily concluded in just 1 hour and 10 minutes. Attendees described the atmosphere as both joyous and tense, with the couple exchanging vows un...

Kendrick Lamar has dropped a surprise new album titled GNX , featuring a stellar lineup of artists including SZA, Jack Antonoff, and Kamasi Washington. The 12-track album showcases Lamar's signature blend of sharp lyricism and genre-defying production, with standout collaborations like SZA’s vocals on “Luther” and “Gloria.” GNX also includes contributions from artists such as Sam Dew, Roddy Ricch, Bobby Hawk, and Ink, making it a diverse sonic experience. One of the most anticipated tracks is “Heart Pt. 6,” the latest installment in Lamar’s ongoing series. Fans of the artist know that the “Heart” tracks often carry deep personal and societal reflections, and this one is no exception, carrying on the tension from his recent feud with Drake. The album opens with the track "Wacced Out Murals," where Lamar takes a swipe at his Super Bowl Halftime Show performance. He reflects on the controversy surrounding his appearance and the backlash he faced, referencing his admiration ...

Patrick Mulwana, popularly known as Alien Skin, has found himself at the center of controversy yet again. The self-proclaimed "Fangone Forest President" was arrested on charges of robbery involving an iPhone 15 and 480,000 UGX, along with allegations of assault against medical staff at Nsambya Hospital. Reports indicate that the incident arose after the staff allegedly refused to release medical documents related to one Joram Tumwesigye, who tragically succumbed to injuries reportedly sustained during an altercation with Alien Skin's Fangone associates. This arrest has sent shockwaves across the music and entertainment industry, with Alien Skin being one of Uganda’s most talked-about artists since the start of the year. His meteoric rise to fame has been as dramatic as it has been controversial, and his growing list of foes seems to overshadow his supporters. While many in the Fangone community express unwavering loyalty, the accusation...

Kilama Joel Opiyo, aka DJ Joel Fresh , is no stranger to the spotlight—or the bass drop. Born on November 30, 1995 , Joel has spent the last decade living the highs and lows of the DJ life, earning his stripes as one of Uganda’s most electrifying selectors. Whether spinning in the sweltering heat of Northern Uganda or the neon glow of Kampala’s clubs, Joel has seen it all: the glory, the grind, and a whole lot of questionable dance moves.  “Joel is like the city’s anthem—you just can’t miss him,” one fan jokes. “If he’s not at one spot, he’s at the other two!” He is also a strong pillar in the Podium Djz Uganda Movement! In a week, it’s almost impossible not to hear that DJ Joel Fresh is either at Password Lounge, Green Apple, or Masaki, spinning tracks and electrifying the city with his infectious energy. Whether it’s a Friday night party, a Saturday celebration, or the legendary Sunday Celebrity Night at Password, DJ Joel has become a staple of Gulu’s vibrant nightlife. As he...

The world is buzzing as the iconic AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, becomes the stage for a clash that no one saw coming: Mike Tyson, the living legend of boxing, and Jake Paul, the social media sensation who punches as hard as his tweets. It's a spectacle that promises more drama than a reality TV reunion. Tyson, now in his 50s but still with fists that can split atoms, is stepping into the ring after years of metaphorically knocking out pigeons and podcast guests. Meanwhile, Jake Paul—the self-proclaimed "Problem Child"—brings his unorthodox journey from YouTube pranks to professional boxing, where he's been surprising skeptics and silencing haters. But tonight, he's not up against a TikTok dancer or retired NBA player. This is Iron Mike, the original KO king, and he isn’t here for tutorials on viral dances. Streaming globally on Netflix, this fight promises action, nostalgia, and perhaps a few memes in the making. Will J...

Proud to announce to you all about my involvement in the upcoming “Black Panther 3” film. In a recent interview, he revealed that director Ryan Coogler is writing a role specifically for him in the next installment of the Marvel franchise. Washington stated, “After that, Ryan Coogler is writing a part for me in the next Black Panther.” This development follows Washington’s previous connection to the “Black Panther” series through his support of the late Chadwick Boseman. Boseman once expressed his gratitude by saying, “There is no Black Panther without Denzel Washington,” highlighting Washington’s influence on his career. While Marvel Studios has not officially announced “Black Panther 3,” Washington’s comments suggest that the project is in development. Fans eagerly await further details about the film and Washington’s role in it. #BlackPanther #themotherofallnerds